move along, move along

i need one of these
Originally uploaded by EclipseTuliphead

SF is kinda lame this way. last time...they stole CDs, and my $5 sunglasses...

found this picture on sfist, but this has to be the most hilarious comment ever

I used to leave my car unlocked because if I locked it idiots would break the windows and/or slash the convertible top. There was nothing of value in it whatsoever, or so I thought. Someone stole the shift knob! Some other guy stole the owner's manual. Unbelievably the latter crackhead got busted in Pacifica in possession of the stolen manual and the cops returned it to me based on the VIN. There is literally nothing that a crackhead won't steal.

Hey crackhead, how did it feel to do 30 days in County Jail for stealing something completely worthless?